10 Things You Should Never Put on a Charcuterie Board

A charcuterie board is all about balance—flavors, textures, and colors should work together to create an effortless, enjoyable experience. While there’s room for creativity, some foods don’t belong.

Whether they’re too messy, overpowering, or impractical, here are the top 10 things you should avoid when assembling your board.

  1. Raw Vegetables Without a Dip
  2. Overly Pungent Cheeses
  3. Unpitted Olives
  4. Super Crumbly Crackers
  5. Runny Sauces
  6. Too Many Sweet Items
  7. Raw Meat or Fish
  8. Whole Fruits with Tough Skins
  9. Boiled Eggs
  10. Too Many Spicy Foods


1. Raw Vegetables Without a Dip

Crunchy veggies like carrots, celery, and bell peppers can add freshness but feel like an afterthought without a complementary dip. Pair them with hummus, ranch, or a creamy spread to make them think intentionally.

2. Overly Pungent Cheeses

Aged blue cheese and Limburger might be delicious to some, but their strong aroma can overwhelm the board (and the room). Stick to crowd-pleasers like Brie, Cheddar, Manchego, and Truffle cheese to keep things balanced.

3. Unpitted Olives

Olives are a fantastic addition, but unpitted ones create an unnecessary challenge for guests. No one wants to juggle a pit while trying to enjoy a bite—opt for pitted varieties instead.

4. Super Crumbly Crackers

Crackers that break apart too easily make a mess and don’t hold toppings well. Choose sturdy options like water crackers, baguette slices, or breadsticks that complement meats and cheeses without falling apart.

Here is our guide to choosing the best crackers for a charcuterie board. 

5. Runny Sauces

Thin sauces like balsamic glaze or soy sauce can spill onto other ingredients and create a soggy mess. Instead, go for thick spreads like fig jam, whole grain mustard, or honey to add richness without the risk.

6. Too Many Sweet Items

A touch of sweetness is great, but overloading your board with chocolate, candy, or sugary spreads can throw off the balance. Stick to dried fruits, dark chocolate, or fig jam for just the right amount of contrast.

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7. Raw Meat or Fish

Charcuterie is all about cured meats—not raw proteins like sushi or steak tartare. Stick to classic options like prosciutto, salami, and peppered turkey for a delicious and safe selection.

8. Whole Fruits with Tough Skins

Whole apples, oranges, or uncut grapes look nice but are impractical for guests. Always slice fruit into easy-to-grab pieces to make the board more inviting.

9. Boiled Eggs

Eggs bring a strong smell that doesn’t always mix well with cheese and meats. Plus, they don’t hold up well at room temperature for long events. Skip the eggs and opt for something lighter.

10. Too Many Spicy Foods

A little heat is fine, but overly spicy meats, mustards, or peppers can overpower the other flavors. Keep it mild so every guest can enjoy the board without their taste buds going numb.

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